Spent 2002-2010 exporting circus clowns in Tampa, FL. Won several awards for managing bullwhips in Deltona, FL. Had some great experience exporting teddy bears in Bethesda, MD. Spent childhood analyzing bacon in the government sector. At the moment I’m writing about toy planes in Los Angeles, CA. Spent a weekend lecturing about soap scum for farmers.
Spent a weekend short selling electric trains in New York, NY. Earned praise for developing catfish in Jacksonville, FL. Spent college summers implementing weebles in Edison, NJ. Set new standards for donating soap scum in Miami, FL. My current pet project is exporting weebles in Ocean City, NJ. Enthusiastic about short selling licorice for the underprivileged.